A flat screen T.V. A new pair of Jimmy Choo’s A wicked night out with friends + bail money.
$500 can buy you a lot, so why would you just throw it away?
With most real estate offices, you’re doing just that – throwing away $500 or more on ridiculously lazy real estate fees like compliance fees or administrative fees or let’s just make some sh*t up and see if they catch it, fees. Seriously, your agent is about to make a sizable commission and they’re charging you an administrative fee on top of that? That commission isn’t enough for them to do a little paper work? W. T. F.
Sure, sure – you’re thinking I’m already paying $200k on a mortgage, what difference does an extra $500 make? Hold on Donnie Trump. That $500 isn’t worked into your mortgage – you’re taking that out of your pocket and paying it at closing.
Listen, we are thrilled to do our jobs and be paid a commission – no bonus monetary incentive needed. Connect with us today and learn more about how we can save you money for important purchases for the new house. After all, that above-ground pool ain’t gonna buy itself…
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